Once when I was waiting for me in a good room, I went outside to amuse him and whispered, “306, here comes your lady, open the door!” Who expected the door next door to open, and a man came out and said to me, “Come to my side when you’re done!”
In the evening, my husband was ready to go to bed. As soon as he got into bed, he shouted, “Wife, last night, my son wetted the bed, and told you to take out the quilt and dry it in the morning.” Wife: Yes, I did. Husband: Strange, the weather is so good today, the quilt has not been dried? Where do you put it? Wife: Oh, in the circle of friends!
Wife: Honey, if one day you lost me, how would you feel? Me: Hmm… It’s like cooking without salt! Wife: You mean losing my life would be boring? Me: Little fool, I mean I’m going to buy another bag! Wife…
有次老公开好房间等我 ，我到了门外想逗逗他，就在门外小声的叫：306，你叫的小姐来了，开门！ 谁料隔壁的门打开了，一个男的出来对我说：等会儿完事了到我这边来一下啊！
晚上，老公准备睡觉，刚上床就喊起来：老婆，昨晚儿子尿床了，叫你早上把被子拿出去晒的。 老婆：是啊，我晒了啊…… 老公：奇怪，今天天气这么好，被子都没有晒干啊？你放哪晒的啊？ 老婆：哦，放在朋友圈啊！
老婆：亲爱的，如果有一天你失去了我，你会有什么感受？ 我：嗯。。。就像炒菜没有了盐！ 老婆：你是说失去了我生活会索然无味吗？ 我：小笨蛋，我的意思是我会去再买一包！ 老婆。。。