Humorous and funny funny paragraph B – laughyou(笑晕你)

Humorous and funny funny paragraph B

  1. Spring Equinox means that spring is coming and it’s time to break up.
  2. Even if we fail 99 times, we should try to continue… Put it together!
  3. There is a distance called: want to know him through the circle of friends, but he does not send circles of friends.
  4. No sense of existence, but the heart is running at full speed, just like an air-conditioned outdoor machine.
  5. Fat girls, luck will not be too bad, because bad luck girls are fat.
  6. My buddy’s wife is going to parachute tomorrow. I’m really worried that her umbrella won’t open. The last time something this big hit the earth, all the dinosaurs disappeared.
  7. I don’t know the emperor who gave his concubine a litchi from the south in ancient times. What would he think after he learned that today’s soybeans are only used to feed pigs across half the world?
  8. Actually, some people came to me a few years ago and asked me if I would like to try in the entertainment industry, but I knew that my appearance doomed me to not develop very well in the entertainment industry. The road was too narrow, so I could only perform vases, so I refused.
  9. Go to the convenience store and buy something of 24 yuan — an app message from China Merchants Bank, which costs 24 yuan; a message from SMS, which costs 24 yuan; and a message from Wechat, which costs 24 yuan. Give me a complete shock: What did I buy cost more than 70?

1、春分,意思就是春天到了,该分手了。

2、就算失败了99次,也要努力继续。。。凑个整!

3、还有种距离叫:想通过朋友圈了解他,但他不发朋友圈。

4、没有存在感,但内心却全速运转,简直就像是空调室外机一样的人。

5、微胖的女孩,运气不会太差,因为运气太差的女孩都是巨胖。

6、我好哥们儿的妻子明天要去跳伞了,我真的好担心她的伞打不开。上次这么大的东西撞击地球,所有的恐龙都消失了。

7、不知道古代那个从南方拉荔枝给妃子吃的皇帝,得知今天的大豆跨越半个地球只是用来喂猪这件事后会怎么想???

8、其实几年前也有人找到我,问我是否愿意进娱乐圈试试,但我知道我的长相注定了我在演艺圈发展不会太好,戏路太窄,只能演花瓶,就拒绝了。

9、去便利店买了24块钱的东西——招商银行app一条信息,您消费24元;短信一条信息,您消费24元;微信支付一条信息,您消费24元。给我整一愣:我买啥了就花了70多?

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