- Spring Equinox means that spring is coming and it’s time to break up.
- Even if we fail 99 times, we should try to continue… Put it together!
- There is a distance called: want to know him through the circle of friends, but he does not send circles of friends.
- No sense of existence, but the heart is running at full speed, just like an air-conditioned outdoor machine.
- Fat girls, luck will not be too bad, because bad luck girls are fat.
- My buddy’s wife is going to parachute tomorrow. I’m really worried that her umbrella won’t open. The last time something this big hit the earth, all the dinosaurs disappeared.
- I don’t know the emperor who gave his concubine a litchi from the south in ancient times. What would he think after he learned that today’s soybeans are only used to feed pigs across half the world?
- Actually, some people came to me a few years ago and asked me if I would like to try in the entertainment industry, but I knew that my appearance doomed me to not develop very well in the entertainment industry. The road was too narrow, so I could only perform vases, so I refused.
- Go to the convenience store and buy something of 24 yuan — an app message from China Merchants Bank, which costs 24 yuan; a message from SMS, which costs 24 yuan; and a message from Wechat, which costs 24 yuan. Give me a complete shock: What did I buy cost more than 70?