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I suspect my wife is getting deaf

我怀疑我太太耳朵渐聋

I suspected that my wife was getting deaf and decided to test her hearing.

I walked lightly ten meters behind her. “Whiffen,” I said, “Can you hear me?” She did not answer.

So I moved six meters behind her. “Whiffen,” I repeated, “can you hear me?” She still hasn’t spoken.

I went three metres from her and asked, “Can you hear me now?”

“You can hear it,” she answered. “This is the third time I’ve answered, you can hear it!”

我怀疑我太太耳朵渐聋,决定考验一下她的听觉。
我轻手轻脚走到她身后十米的地方。“惠芬,”我说,“你听得见我说话吗?”她没有回答。
于是我移到她身后六米的地方。“惠芬,”我重复说,“你听得见我说话吗?”她依然没有搭腔。
我再走前到离她三米的地方,问道:“现在你能听得见我说话吗?”
“听得见,”她回答,“我这是第三次回答了,听得见!”

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